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Eli McCann

@elimccann

New dad. Lawyer/Writer/America’s Grandma. Humor columnist for @sltrib. Host of the Strangerville podcast. Humor essays here: itjustgetsstranger.com

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My baby's new favorite game is to slowly shake his head at me looking really serious and then laugh his ass off and I don't know how the points are tallied or what the rules are, but I'm trying my damnedest to win.

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About a month ago both of our dogs decided to start sleeping on the couch instead of in bed with us where god intended and it's sort of hard not to take it personally.

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NEW: Mike Lee’s online persona — spreading conspiracy theories, mocking assassination victims — is causing worry in Salt Lake City. On Lee, his church, and the difficulties of “peacemaking” in our current political era:

NEW: Mike Lee’s online persona — spreading conspiracy theories, mocking assassination victims — is causing worry in Salt Lake City. 

On Lee, his church, and the difficulties of “peacemaking” in our current political era:
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My husband and I just hosted a little party for his coworkers and their families and as one of the families left, their six-year-old came up to me and said "next time you do a party, please try to have more fun things for kids to do." We love honest feedback.

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I think Mike Lee is probably beyond shame at this point. He apparently doesn't even have the capacity to respect his own religious leaders. But I hope, perhaps without justification, that his friends and family can still pull him back from the brink of absolute depravity.

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The dogs have taken to completely surrounding the baby during nap time and giving us the side eye when we come into the room and threatened to disrupt his sleep.

The dogs have taken to completely surrounding the baby during nap time and giving us the side eye when we come into the room and threatened to disrupt his sleep.