“girl posts: a date like this please pic.x.com/EZH1a5h2bq” this would be perfect!!!

Would rather here a phone taking pictures in the restroom than hear 2 girls talking about things oozing from her privates😨😲👎

Put Elijah to bed half an hr ago and just realized we're still watching the Disney channel...

Bahahahaha Across The Field I bet that hurt!!!

Why is it that I can run forever outside, yet 2 miles on the treadmill kills me!!! Warm weather blues:(

Fireworks at 8am on campus.. Yup someone is happy it's their last day of finals.. So envious😩

10am and in need of a beer to celebrate the end to finals week!!!

@DrizzieDrake88 jerk

Men in their 20s play football in their 30s, tennis in their 40s, golf. Have you noticed as men age the balls get smaller?@DrizzieDrake88

@DrizzieDrake88 it's non existent along with cuddles from u, jerk!

Oh blue.. This is very disappointing 😑👎

I need to find a Girl Scout for my cookie addiction!!!

"Look deep into nature, and you will understand everything better." - Albert Einstein