I know Brian Stratman will like this.

Today would be a great day for #Slack to have an outage #MarchMadness

Tony Bennett should be on Matt Painter’s Christmas card list permanently for staying ahead of him as the least competent #MarchMadness coach.

Robert Smith got us refunds from Ticketmaster.

Oh but wait!

Eff around and find out Pacha

Can you imagine if the dickbags at the #NCAA had put Memphis and FAU on different sides of the bracket? They’d both be headed to the Final Four.

Hank, the thrice-divorced part-time security guard, really wanted to keep this guy from getting married.

Cc: Cayla McAvoy

Abbey Road gets all the love for best side 2 of an album, but Album 1 / Side 2 of Chicago II deserves consideration. Spin it and tell me I’m wrong.

Just played “is that wasabi or avocado in my poke bowl” and took the L big time. 😭

One of my favorite nonverbal moments I’ve ever seen on TV.

Man Joe Girardi needs to STFU, did he buy Boog’s motormouth books and tapes? #Cubs

Has there ever been a better way to say #STFU than: Please don’t dominate the rap, Jack, if you got nothin’ new to say. #GratefulDead

Wordle 724 4/6 - my Wes Anderson Wordle. ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Excited to check out Big Wreck for the first time tonight. Plus taco Tuesday in Pilsen.

Joe Girardi’s Wikipedia pic, or how I feel when listening to him.?