Never forget

I think the “peppercorn” is the ingredient in this Chinese take-out that is murdering my tongue. #Szechuan #peppertwins #numbtongue #chinesefood #chinesetakeout

This is why we need to arm 9 year olds. -Greg Abbott (probably) abcnews.go.com/US/year-boy-ac…

I’m not saying I hate my job. I just hate the people I work for and how they run the office.

Has anyone figured out how to manually re-order Podcasts in the new and NOT improved Podcast app for iOS?

Can someone, preferably a woman, remake “Dancing with a Stranger.” That song would be bangin’ if someone who could actually sing well remade it.

You aren't doing anything wrong if no one knows what you're doing.

When they can’t do something they normally don’t do anyways, they tell me they “need help.” When I need them to do something I normally do, they claim they “have to do it myself.” What disorder causes that?

Every time it rains I pray for a power outage so we can’t do any work and I can take a nap. #dontwannawork #rainyday #poweroutage #worknap

Extremely disappointing to see elected official make a blanket request to re-elect all incumbent judges & accuse primary challengers of being GOP operatives. Many 1st time judges aren’t deserving of re-election. Better to handle that in primary than the general. Gene Wu

Nice to know future customers will get a can fit for dry storage. I’ll just deal with my leaky lid….¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The strike zone seems suspicious. Astro’s batters seeing balls called as strikes and Yankee batters seeing strikes called balls. Houston Astros #ALCS2022 MLB

Greg Abbott chose to allow people to carry guns in public without a background check, training, or permit. Now the number of mass shootings in Texas is up by more than 60% and gun violence is the leading cause of death for kids and teens. Abbott makes us less safe.

This is the most hideous insult to every single Texas teacher. #VoteThemAllOut2022

Today I cast my vote to get Greg Abbott out of office. Texas needs a governor who actually cares about Texans. Beto O'Rourke

The suspect in the attack of Paul Pelosi has been confirmed to be a 42-year-old right-wing extremist who spread 2020 election conspiracy theories, COVID disinformation, and hatred of the Jan 6 committee.

Marjorie Taylor Greene previously said Nancy Pelosi was 'guilty of treason' and told her followers it was a 'crime punishable by death.' x.com/KFILE/status/1…

A MAGA extremist tried to assassinate the Speaker of the House. Republicans and their media outlets proceeded to blame the Speaker, attack her in speeches, and joke about the incident. That’s what Republicans refer to as Legitimate Political Discourse™.

The Umps and Phillies vs. Astros What’s new