Amber Heard on camera // Amber Heard the second she thinks the camera is off

I want Johnny Depp to win this trial, look directly at Amber, and say, “You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow”. .and walk out of the court room . Then, I will be satisfied.

Would actual pay someone to go through my phone and delete all the pointless photos and screenshots av got !!!!!!

All of Snapchat hoping on Twitter whilst it’s down #snapchat

i got 112 tabs open in my head rn

Babe is everything ok? You've barely sang 'my money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds' in the last few hours

hi @ryanair, just wondering when my complaint request regarding the complete dismisal of my severe nut allergy which i informed you about as soon as i got on the plane. would be responded to if it was just a dislike of nuts i would be slightly less bothered

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult

You can be a silly billy or you can be a Serious William. Up to you

To anyone who didn't get Peter Kay tickets today, whether that be because of #O2Priority going down or having to wait for what's left on Saturday, it could be a lot worse. You could be this lass on Facebook 😂

me tryna remember what tf I was gonna say:

There was a point I refused to download TikTok. Now look at me, a crackhead.

If they were gonna put any Australian in, it should've been her #loveisland #LoveIslandUK

Thought a was flying to Australia today, got dropped off at the airport family in tears seeing me away just for them to be picking me up 15 mins later when a got told ma flight wasn’t for another 2 days😂 had the cheek to have a leaving do last night anaw🤣

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

Just spent money again... when does it end