all naps are power naps when you’re an electrician #justLXthings #stagehand

accidentally took a ten minute power nap under my desk

I'm obsessed with this

was feelin’ kinda sad, today was kind of meh… but i’m going into this next year of my life with the best goddamn gift of all.

i love her so fucking much.

YOU TAUGHT ME.

coming into my second season at modlin means i’m about to be a helluva louder :) they best be ready for me to start speaking up.

i am so spoiled by streaming services that when i try to watch real tv shows i always reach for the remote to hit that “skip intro” button that does not exist here.

if you’ve ever called me “mommy” you have to wish me a happy mother’s day.

i shattered a lightbulb with my head today don’t talk to me

chain smoking three in a fifteen really takes me back

please don’t say you love me

babe we’re all LGBTQ+, but you are an LGB-QT 😘

it is 9:30pm & my dog just got her ass up & went to bed without me

hussy

“RUN A RED—NO COP NO STOP.” i’ve missed my jerm.

i’ve seen it several times & it’s still true—you’re not really friends if you’re not having multiple conversations concurrently across different platforms.

i’m buying a car on monday 😭😭😭

i just think it’s funny how my mother managed to secure two days off for her birthday, a week off for vacation, & no days off to come be with me when i have to go to court… when she’s now had three chances to do so 🙄

screaming, crying, throwing up because it’s my brother’s MOTHAFUCKIN’ BIRTHDAY 💚💗💚 Elton