Nice cool breeze wafting through the velux and onto my bollocks. Might be just about able to sleep tonight.

Play until Madrid score is it?

My thoughts are with Roy at this time.

Why does Noel look like he's been through cants's fatty-fication machine?

Actual Longest day of the year tomorrow, yet every day has felt like the longest day of the year so far... 🤔

You too Sainsbury's

I think the missus is in the mood but it's far too hot for any of that carry on.

Ere Mooms - Family Man. Seen this? A new contender for Madri's crown. 👀

Monday to Friday, I really struggle to get up for 9am. My brain just can't do it. Weekend, I'm awake from 7am onwards, bright and bushy tailed, no problem. I hate my brain.

Dad - Pablo Escobar Mum - Deirdre Barlow Lad - young John McEnroe Girl - young Eileen Wuornos

Yet somehow this WASN'T "Assisted Dying" 🤔

CBD cured my porn addiction autism.

What if Just Stop Oil just changed their paint from orange to red and their name to Palestine Action?

Just put England U21s on. Observations: 1. Spain's left back is good. 2. England's goalkeeper has an obvious weakness - his small hand.

Get yourself a bird that can stoke a firepit with a washing line prop. 👍🏻

Are you having ramen? You mean noodles? Yeah, ramen. No, noodles.

New GoGoPenguin. 😎 Also, got the toast rack on the cover. 😍