Nobody: Somebody uncle later today:

saying "we needed this" after getting a costco hotdog

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

Xbox's latest earnings report showed hardware revenue declines year-over-year of 13%, while Sony has recently been enjoying its best PlayStation sales yet. bit.ly/3QdXLdc

call your representatives NOW

he has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible at his sentencing

we are witnessing a supervillain in the making and doing nothing about it

A24 this A24 that have you ever considered A24 hour stay at the psych ward

Work: Gives PTO Me: Uses PTO Work:

Just know I’ll let the entire power grid go down and ruin all of our lives before my thermostat is set at 78°.

AND THE NEW UNITED STATES PRESIDENT IS... *music hits* WAIT A MINUTE!! IT'S BERNIE SANDERS!! BERNIE SANDERS IS CASHING IN HIS MITB BRIEFCASE!!

i wonder why

I love my city #handsoff

This is the best 3D platformer featuring a blue rolling mammal I’ve ever played.