me and the 35 year old daddy I scored by pretending to like 90s eurodance

This ostrich eating a lot of you bitches up

Mariska Hargitay goes viral for asking photographers to zoom in on her ‘B’ necklace at Glamour’s Women of the Year Awards: “Somebody go super close on my necklace because I’m wearing a 'B' for Brooke. Can you see it? Can you go super tight?”

girl….the strike is over wyd……

Raven was always naturally funny 😭😭

2013 vs 2023

Listen its a good time 💃🏽

first day in Cé Noir

They hate to see a girlboss winning

Tokyo be talking just to talk cause what do you mean by that ??😭😭😭

Ichigo Niggasake me talking to myself in the mirror zooted out of my mind

you know what other crossdresser was crucified on a Friday?

Can I say mother even if I’m her mother…

I hate that yall have #powerbottom trending. One of my students came up to me today to ask me what it meant. I was like “why would I know what that means”. She looked at me w/a look that plainly said “girl you know what it means. Let’s not play”. Ate me up real bad. DETENTION!

dancing samba to bachata is an unfathomably high level of latina

Him: would you peel an orange for me? Me: