Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once.

Can a woman make you a millionaire? Yes. But only if you are a billionaire.

If i drink alcohol... I'm an alcoholic. If i drink Fanta... I'm fantastic!

I'm not saying I am batman, I am just saying no one has ever seen me and batman in the same room.

Hallo re:publica, ihr habt für euren YouTube Channel noch kein Zusatzvolumen erworben. Wie stellt ihr Hipster euch das eigentlich vor?

Schönster Art in die neue Woche zu starten...? natürlich mit einem Zugausfall!

.@Fnatic_nRated u r still famous. ;-) let's say "tons of RT" till season starts and u choose from everyone who RT?

The amount of LoL Esports RT is too damn high! :O Germany, btw. :D

One does not simply let madlife get his Thresh. LoL Esports #AllStar

TIL: Jayce shock blast is a beautiful counter to Zacs passive LoL Esports #AllStar #ShyIsAGod

TIL if you try to open a bottle of champaign with a bottle opener the cork and opener will be rocketed into the air and its dangerous

Be Happy

WE ARE NOT ADDING HASHTAGS TO THE BATSIGNAL, ROBIN.

yeah! Show them why you're the #ThreshPrince Coach Edward! LoL Esports #LCS

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