Amazing how Damien Rice being Declan Rice's dad never gets talked about

If Music is in your Heart, you can’t do anything wrong. (Sun Ra)

Yesterday at We Out Here Festival I heard a girl say “I can’t believe we’re going to see outkast”, and I’ll never forget her face when he first blew that flute

My next one

The evil beach boys be like:

My mum has started going to a local women’s vocal group 😭❤️

Do you feel capable of love even though you own synthesisers?

ADHD makes you do weird stuff like buy a streaker for your subbuteo set, when you don’t even have subbuteo set…

Might get a pair of 1210s tattooed on my arse cheeks

I’m literally so good at double tracking vocals it’s insane. It’s not just about matching pitch, but your mouth shape, exactly how you say each syllable, and, most importantly, the exact width and rate of the vibrato

Why did my great grandma scream out loud in terror when Bjork accidentally came on shuffle….

May the universe grant you the confidence of a middle-aged roadie riding his bike on the pavement 🙏

Auto-tune is for wankers. Learn to sing, you fucking losers.

I love keanu reeves so much 😭

A music industry secret that agents/promotors/artists don’t want you to know is that when “extra dates” are added, they were almost always booked at the same time as the original dates, and not made public yet to see how ticket sales go. So fuck oasis for their “dynamic pricing”

No, neighbour, do not call the police. I’m just doing my vocal warmup

My neighbour is tryna have a sing off with me

Stop your whack performative bullshit