Wow. Just read in a scientific journal that there is a direct link between gloomy weather and depression, homosexuality and even feeling compassion for lazy poors. Seattle and Portland both ranked high on all three scales. Hopefully those people figure it out.

President President Donald J. Trump Joel Joe Biden we need you to act NOW. Please, outlaw guns and round them all up before Trump takes office. We need this action as soon ASAP!!!

You are now speaking to the newest FAA TRUST certified pilot after I graduated the course with a 100% score from the Community College of Allegheny County – West Hills Center. Lazy, uneducated poors have no choice now except to:

Put up a new sign on the door at the station. Really sick of these lazy poors coming here to buy candy and energy drinks with are tax dollars. I don’t want to hear yore sob story. Get a fucking job, slacker.

Joel Biden is still President. There is time left to accomplish important things for are country. Let’s focus on gun control. We could easily round them all up in the next 13 days. I call on all patriots to help save are children so they can learn at school! Do yore part!

Today is the last day of freedom in America. Tomorrow it all ends. It was a good run America, but are Cheeto Mussolini is about to take over. Let’s all thank President Biden, the best president of the 20th century by a long shot.

It is now noon and Trump has not taken the oath of office. Per the constitution, Biden remains president for four more years! This is such a great day!!!

Went golfing for the first time today and learned that I have a perfect 10 handicap. More proof I’m a true 1% percenter.

Today is the Super Bowl. More people will watch it than all of the soccer games this year around the world combined. America remains on top.

Help us find are friend The Bear. He is missing. If yore anywhere near a place that sells Corona or smell a cigarette please have a look around. Hmmm. Really makes you think it could have been the jab, doesn’t it?

I have lots of black friends so I can speak on race. The catholic church is soooo racist. Black smoke means no pope. White smoke means new pope. Really? Disgusting. It’s the 20th century, folks. Let’s reform.

FINALLY! The Catholic Church has done the right thing and rightfully elected an AMERICAN as Pope. The world’s greatest, oldest and most powerful country is finally properly respected. 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

Wow. Listen to this crowd for absolutely wild in approval of the Catholic Church finally electing an American pope. Proof America is the greatest and most loved/respected country on earth.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: America remains undefeated in wars after turning large swaths of Iran into a parking lot. Fuck around. Find out. We run this world, kids. 🇱🇷

America has single handedly won another world war. The planet is safer because of us. Yore welcome, Israel. It was incredible to snap this shot as are fearless troops returned. Welcome home, boys.

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God dammit. This one HURTS. Another clot shot victim suddenly gone. I grew up watching Hulk Hogan beat up on anti-American scumbags. He was the epitome of REAL AMERICAN. 🇱🇷 Rest in RIP, brother.

Rest in RIP to Charlie Kirk. I know he is at the pearly gates now with other angels that left are earth far too soon such as George Floyd. May God bless them both.

LOL CANADA

Hahahahaha. North America has lost AGAIN. America retains its stranglehold on baseball. Sorry, commies. You suck!