Masters contestant pees in Rae’s Creek — then offers bold response golf.com/news/masters-c…{date( Well, when you gotta go, you go....

See It Differently | BritBox youtu.be/Vuyl3N8XydY?si… via YouTube That was fast

Teamsters call on Texas lawmakers to support driverless vehicle bill thetrucker.com/trucking-news/… If there are human operators in autonomous vehicles, are they still autonomous?

adage.com/brand-marketin… What's up with all the nuggets? Taco Bell's chicken nuggets?

A.K. Best, Master of the Art of Fly Tying, Is Dead at 92 nytimes.com/2025/08/28/spo… A life well lived, tight lines A.K., RIP

Tootsie Roll revives iconic ‘How Many Licks’ ad for a new generation—behind the work adage.com/brand-marketin… Will we ever know?

Sue Kesey and her husband, Chuck, saved their creamery with a Grateful Dead benefit concert in 1972 wsj.com/business/retai… via The Wall Street Journal RIP Sue #merrypranksters

Browns’ embarrassing offensive performance vs. Ravens is nothing new nytimes.com/athletic/66293… Sad.

Costco recalls wine that could shatter: See states where it was sold usatoday.com/story/money/20… via @usatoday The Aperol Spritz crowd is not happy.

Think the food in the back of your refrigerator is old? These brave souls collect—and eat—military rations from as far back as the Civil War. wsj.com/lifestyle/mili… via The Wall Street Journal Aged MREs, uh, no thanks

As Tigers and Mets look to avoid stunning collapses, MLB’s final week should be a doozy nytimes.com/athletic/66508… Poor Motor City Kitties. Go Tribe!

nytimes.com/athletic/66731… Hey, Cleveland Browns 27/32. Step it up this week in London

RFK Jr.’s habit of working out in jeans is a source of curiosity and bewilderment in the fitness world. wsj.com/lifestyle/fitn… via The Wall Street Journal Have to agree, jeans are great, but yeah, chafing's an issue.

Browns’ season was never about winning, and this week was the proof nytimes.com/athletic/67118… Thanks Jason Lind, agree wholeheartedly. Cleveland Browns own the title, Jimmy Haslem's Cleveland Sadness Machine

Donna Jean Godchaux-MacKay, Grateful Dead Singer, Dies at 78 nytimes.com/2025/11/03/art… RIP Donna

NFL Week 15 Power Rankings: Rams return to top spot, Bills lurking and Jaguars surging nytimes.com/athletic/68730… Thanks to the silver and black for being the CLE sad machine's pillow at the bottom.

When Verizon went down, Joanna Stern was in Brooklyn with an hour and a half drive ahead of her. The outage reminded her of our deep dependency on cell towers. wsj.com/business/telec… via The Wall Street Journal Hey Verizon, how about a reliable network and reduced rates!

From a smoke-filled shack high atop Indiana’s football stadium, John Mellencamp has overseen the program’s rise from laughingstock to title contender. wsj.com/sports/footbal… via The Wall Street Journal No little ditty about Jack and Diane.

New York Times embeds with Cleveland Orchestra, decides it's still elite as ever axios.com/local/clevelan… #axioscleveland Here here to the CLE

youtu.be/5TpdUBwyL4c Sweet sandwich time