It's time for Pinky and Olly's corny jokes Thursday BOGOF. A big thank you to our friend Lou for sending this one to us. Pinky and Olly will be back tomorrow. #RIPJanet 💜💜💜 #PinkyAndOlly ❤️❤️❤️🌽🌽🌽❤️❤️❤️

A message from Betty - FOLLOWERS DAY - IMPORTANT. please be aware that there will be road closures because of an athletics meeting at the stadium next to allotments. Tell the stewards on the barriers that you are going to the allotments and they will let you through.

"I don't know. I guess it's one of those mysteries that can never be solved"

🎶You don't have to put on the red light🎶

When breakfast is at 08:00 and it's 08:00:04

Larry has that seen it all, done it all look, as befits the elder statesman:

"So if I'm reading this right, there must be a new cardboard box in the house" #InternationalCatDay

Me listening to conversations that are none of my business.

Reform UK announces plan to bring back fracking, to tap into sources of huge amounts of natural gas

My Grandpa Williams used to say, “I wasn’t asleep, I was just resting my eyes.”

Me when I pronounce 'paella' like pah-eh-yah.

Nice one, Larry!

"I see that you have pizza. I too, enjoy pizza"

⁦Alyson Meadowcroft, in memory of Macey, RIP 🌈.⁩ I expect you’ve seen this, but just in case I thought I’d forward it: threads.com/@londonse1/pos…

Covid-19 has reared its ugly head again in the Steele household. I thought I’d simply caught a cold. If you too are feeling a bit unwell, please do a test.

3 October 2025. Patricia Routledge died (aged 96). She’s best known for her role as Hyacinth Bucket in the BBC comedy Keeping Up Appearances from 1990 to 1995 and for her witty monologues written by Alan Bennett and Victoria Wood.

Rest in peace, Diane x

Larry looks like a cat whose whiskers are a bit skew-whiff after a long snooze, and is all the more handsome for it!

Trump has a 2 ½ hour phone-call with Putin – 1 hour on rigged Nobel Prizes, 1 hour on golf, 25 minutes on the new White House ballroom, and all the remainder on Ukraine