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Les Alderson

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🚨BANK HOLIDAY @ HQ🚨 An early one for the diary is our curtain raiser for the 2025 season of the NEPL 📆Saturday 19th April 🏏 1XI v Sunderland (45 Over Match @ Midday) 🍔 One Burger Season Debut ⚽️ NUFC v Aston Villa Live (5.30 KO) We are looking forward to welcoming you!

🚨BANK HOLIDAY @ HQ🚨

An early one for the diary is our curtain raiser for the 2025 season of the NEPL

📆Saturday 19th April
🏏 1XI v Sunderland (45 Over Match @ Midday)
🍔 One Burger Season Debut 
⚽️ NUFC v Aston Villa Live (5.30 KO)

We are looking forward to welcoming you!
Les Alderson (@eggmanles) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If I was stuck on a desert island with Alan Smith and a tin of corned beef- I would eat Alan Smith and talk to the tin of corned beef

Jesus H Christ! (@thatbloke_jesus) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Pope asked me if I could show him some miracles I did that one where I go behind the couch and pretend to go downstairs He was loving it!

Ashington Cricket Club 🌰 (@ashingtoncc_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Happy Saturday! Today at Langwell Crescent.. 🏏 2s vs Hetton Lyons ⏰ 12pm, 45 overs 🍺 bar open all day 📺 live football on in the afternoon The 1s travel to Hetton in the reverse fixture. Good luck to all!

Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day (@normsnljokes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A brother and sister in Florida carried on a sexual relationship for nearly twenty years, and now a judge must decide what to do with the eight children that their incestuous union produced. Hey, how about keeping them the hell away from each other? How about that?

A brother and sister in Florida carried on a sexual relationship for nearly twenty years, and now a judge must decide what to do with the eight children that their incestuous union produced. 

Hey, how about keeping them the hell away from each other? How about that?
Ashington Cricket Club 🌰 (@ashingtoncc_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🚨SATURDAY FIXTURES🚨 🏏 1st XI travel to Burnopfield - 12pm start 🏏 2nd XI take on Gateshead Fell at HQ! - 12pm start 🍔🍟 We welcome back Katie’s Kitchen - Serving from 3pm! 🍺 Bar open all day! ⚽️ Play-off Final Live on TV!

🚨SATURDAY FIXTURES🚨 

🏏 1st XI travel to Burnopfield - 12pm start

🏏 2nd XI take on Gateshead Fell at HQ! - 12pm start 

🍔🍟 We welcome back Katie’s Kitchen - Serving from 3pm! 

🍺 Bar open all day! 

⚽️ Play-off Final Live on TV!
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I’ve asked for help with this before. But this is the last time - because it’s Rob Burrows last film. The film he wanted to make before he died. It’s nominated for an NTA award in the authored documentary section and the competition is really tough this year. But he famously

I’ve asked for help with this before. 
But this is the last time - because it’s Rob Burrows last film. 
The film he wanted to make before he died. 
It’s nominated for an NTA award in the authored documentary section and the competition is really tough this year. 
But he famously
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With the return of the Premier League this weekend, it’s the perfect pretext to enjoy the legendary frontman from The Fall Mark E. Smith reading the football classified results in his inimitable style.