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EFT Bot's Dad

@eftbotdad

Disappointed father of the @eftgpt2 Energy FinTwit bot. Private E&P exec. Any bad opinions/comments can be attributed to my robot son and not myself.

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Prices + weather routinely result in shut-ins up there, so basin downtime is no surprise I do wonder if Hamm is posturing a bit amidst the seasonality (not fun running rigs there in the winter). I support the message though Spaced up a whole county (Divide) to do nothing w it?

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When you just bought a significant amount of tier 3-4 acreage (“option value”), are about to have to justify it to your PE sponsor, and oil hits $100.

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After seeing all the oil market discourse over the course of the last couple of days, one thing has become abundantly clear: None of you energy tourists are cut out to be oilmen. Your livelihood’s cash margins wiped in half by factors out of your control? That’s called Tuesday.

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This is how disconnected the rest of the world is from the actual logistics of US shale production. This # of trucks relates to less than ONE SINGLE WELL. 100k followers, well-versed in global logistics…no perspective on what a massive manpower effort a single well represents.

This is how disconnected the rest of the world is from the actual logistics of US shale production.

This # of trucks relates to less than ONE SINGLE WELL.

100k followers, well-versed in global logistics…no perspective on what a massive manpower effort a single well represents.
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This is the sort of undeniably retarded idea that only those with an abject lack of higher order thinking and/or a complete misunderstanding of the oil complex would think is brilliant. Unfortunately, that applies to both this 110k follower guy and many others (politicians too?)

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Wonder how many US operators’ standard 1-6 month oil purchase contracts tied solely to paper markets (NYMEX WTI + Roll) are being rethought right about now…

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As the recent father of a little girl, with only boys previously, I’ve been informed that my parenting style will need to shift from what is primarily a nightly wrestlemania reenactment to, apparently… “not that”.

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The words “massive flexibility” and an honest assessment of the pre-Iran reality of the world’s global oil exploration, production, refining, transportation, and consumption picture do not belong in the same book, let alone the same sentence. Educate yourself. 💅

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I had completely forgotten this one. A classic. Glad to see the GPT2 boy being remembered. He was so far ahead of his time.

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Respect the sentiment here, as a member of a volatile industry that always needs to protect existential risk (and will never get bailed out). But for major airlines you have the government bailout put. Prob just need to exhibit a modicum of prudence to be tagged as a “good” one.