I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag

I can’t explain it, but that button-pushing dog “Bunny” makes me mad.

Shaindel’s beautiful malamute was stolen in Pendleton. Please keep him on your radar when you’re looking on marketplace etc…

Mail-in voting is great except you don’t get a sticker.

Unfortunately, I am addicted to the discourse.

You guysssssssszzzszszz

Me texting Kamala back on Wednesday: “OMG sorry JUST saw these. Do you still need thirty dollars?”

A rage room full of cyber trucks.

got my sticker

It was called “Twitter” and no one had any idea who owned it, but whoever did minded their own business and that’s the way we liked it.

Jenny Offill

ever since I was a little boy I dreamed of begging complete strangers to demonstrate even a single drop of compassion

If Kamala wins can we see likes again?

“if the election stresses you out, why not turn off your phone” that’s a great idea unfortunately it is impossible