Edward Fedman / eFedpool 𝚅𝚑𝚘𝚍𝚔𝚊 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔

So. How does this THE Pro Wrestling Valor thing work? I tweet and then someone tells me if I've won or lost? Do I get punched in the face or not? I'm new here, this is really confusing for me. I suppose I'm built for a micro-fed though. Sadly 😔

That’s right fuckers - I’ve just signed up for UGWC Wrestle…fest? No. Wrestle…Mania? Wait - that’s the other place. Wrestletopia? It’s a wrestling festival in a desert. And I’m going to be there - twice. Fuck yes. I’m gonna beat up all the little voices in your heads.

Seminars? I LOVE IT! Call my people!

Writing Roleplays is hard. Why the fuck did I agree to write two? UGWC #FuckMyLife

Oh. My. Sweet. Baby. Vhodka. I did the thing. I wrote, directed and starred in my own… fucking… roleplay! I did it mom! Your baby boy is living the dream. He’s an eFed character who’s ripping off Deadpool! Anyway, here it is. Fucking Read it. UGWC docs.google.com/document/d/e/2…

What in the double fisted fuck? There’s TWO Wrestlestocks this month? Wait, did I sign up for the right one?! Hey, UGWC, do you have holographic dead people performing too?

That's fucking right. I did another one. Two. In a week. These things are like buses… You wait hours for one, and then two smash you in the fucking face, because you're stood in the road like a moron… … I digress... 999 words, bitches. docs.google.com/document/d/e/2…

Gossip queen!

Well. I fucking lost my first ever match. The fuck did I think I am? Santino Marella? There was no Sonoran Surprise for this guy. Just Barney the Friendly Sex Toy getting skull fucked by the Big Friendly Giant. Good luck in the rest of the tournament Sev Yurievich || E̷N̷I̷G̷M̷A̷!

After a… long… gruelling career, I announce my (let’s be honest, probably temporary) retirement from eFedding. My record of 0-2 across two days is unmatched. Has no-one ever fallen so entirely flat on their fictional face. This was the best 6.5k of my life. I love you all!!

Good luck to the man who shattered my dreams of a an eFed career before they even started. It’s for the best. I don’t think I’ll ever wash this smell out of the suit. Also, who wants to write THIS bullshit every week? Go win it all, big man. We can cuddle after. Slowly. 🥰

Thank you to everyone who participated in WrestleStock and helped make this year’s festival another success. To our guests that joined us, we hope to see you again soon!

Holy shit. I didn’t know you could talk. Also, why are you not a snarky, overly-cocky intern that gets into it with wrestlers? I thought that was the gimmick for an eFed account? But also thanks for having me. Taking a chance on a walking egg plant emoji was a big risk. 😍🥰🍆

//UGWC #SynergyRP W/ Edward Fedman / eFedpool Vs. #TheDestroyersDarkAndDank Ft. Luxy Wylde The SEBEmpire Presents… eFedpool & Sebastian giwtwisted.proboards.com/thread/13549/e…

I won a fucking match!!!!!! Well my partner did, but I was there and didn’t get beat. Yey me!

I’m IN this. Me! Didn’t fucking tag me though. Prick.