every thing in europe smells like cigarette

today is now 8 straight days of me working and i now fully understand the limitations of the human form

too sad to do too much of anything today so i'm eating my caesar salad with chopsticks

rip bozo 💯 #dontcare #dgaf 🔥

metalcore straight into emo rap today

dating apps are just too chopped for me now atp if you want my attention you are gonna have to catch me when i'm drunk in the club twice a month and pass like 20 tests for me to even look twice in your direction

wish i could travel forever lowkey ive been back in seattle for almost a month and im already vacant and bored of everything again ive lived here for tooooo long

making my lock screen a picture of myself bcos i think it's funny

dior sunglasses will make me feel better

episode so bad i might have to take my ssris fr this time

man i can't wait to have a normal day job again they should give me (specifically) a gun

everyone who said tesla owners lowkey shouldn't be uber drivers was right

if you drink boba from dunkin donuts you probably eat kids

being me is funny bcos if you piss me off badly enough one time i genuinely don't care whether you live or die

gainful employment has made me offline af for whatever reason but the fact that all social media has turned into a cesspool of ai generated slop makes it even easier to do so

tormenting my homeboy by loudly declaring "wow this dude drinks a LOT" every time he goes to buy a 12-pack at the corner store

the idea of having a pet frog....

my entire day, week or month can be derailed subconsciously just by not having any genre or album that i listen to obsessively