Today, there is wine in my feeder

Sucking dick not in a gay way tho but in a politically correct way

Finished all my work for the day time to bs for the next 6 hrs

Managers will catch u doing nothing & be like “greet the customers, tell them u love them & ask them if they want head”

Me when i have to stop drinking beer bc i must go to work

Jacking off to create friction for warmth

I really hope what happened to Britney spears doesnt happen to moo deng

My 10year plan: 1million beers

How it feels when the homie says no to drinks bc they have work in the morning

Anytime ur holding ur vape & not my hand i take offense

This burrito is really flicking my bean rn

Sorry u took to long and missed ur chance of doing things with me sober., i will now be cracking open a cold one

I wish my bf was awake so i could pop my pussy for a real one

Google how u make friends irl as an adult

Drinking 8 beers not recreationally but medically bc if i dont ill die (from withdrawal)

Never kill your self

Oh no, my sleeping schedule its broken

Y u crying on whopper Wednesday