Baby is absolutely not sleeping in his crib due to getting stuck in the bars and wanting skin contact. Finally gave up on attempted normalcy and set the guest mattress for him on the floor next to me

Ok I spent a month mostly off social media. Biggest thing I notice in the twitter feed is that I had zero internal pressure to think about billionaires when offline

Why would anyone show their kids video slop when Bill Wurtz youtube exists

October was 95% no social media month November we're getting weirder and doing a 95% no cooking or doing the dishes month

richard scarry illustration of anthropomorphic animals doing this job

Every so often I think about that post that asked what the worst job experiences were and this guy said working as a cloakroom attendant at a goth club b/c the velvet coats were too heavy to stay on the hooks, you couldn't tell the mens from the womens and everything was black 💀

baby is finally that age where I can scatter food on the floor to get 10 minutes of uninterrupted time to myself

So far I've cooked 4 times and baked two cakes, but in my defense two of the recipes where instant pot meal prep and the cakes were in the airfryer

same but breeders posting adoptable puppies

Was reading this account of an anosmic man realizing he can't smell... Having the opposite realization of just how much of a supersmeller I am from his explanation involving how aluminum foil has no odor to normal people I can smell aluminum foil

Recently I had to start paying a babysitter to watch my child while I study. And I hate to admit it. I can focus on studying for 4h at a time just fine when there's a price tag on that time and I'm being observed