What is it with these twitter football virgins who don’t go to games

Not bad little gaff init

Chelsea moved to Friday night roll it back 😍

Got some front tryna mug palace off after they’ve just won the FA cup 😭

Unsure how I’ve never seen this goal in my life

Antonio’s first West Ham goal vs Southampton December 2015👌🏼⚒️

Bet the away team will be shitting it standing next to Ben White and a bunch of kids tryna clap the players hands as they come out of tunnel

Old bill have gone weak

Imagined tryna call someone out for where your seat is allocated 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

Welcome back Mongs FC

Only good thing to come from the game. Emerson 🤝🏻⚒️

Arsenal talking about PGMOL the last few seasons but it’s swept under the carpet when this happens

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Possibly the worst opinion I’ve ever seen

😂😂👌🏼 we’ve claimed too many divs at the LS

So true. Karen Brady has the audacity to tell people they’re shit on the apprentice when she’s quite literally the worst owner in football who completely destroys football clubs.

At this point I’m not sure if they’re taking the piss or being genuine

Blokes such a melt 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

Desperately need 2 for Brighton away next Sunday please 👍🏼⚒️

🤣🤣🤣 scary bunch