Skeleton Crew isn’t a bad show— real pretty to look at. It’s just not a Star Wars show. Not in any way. Feels nothing like Star Wars. The Goonies meets Guardians of the Galaxy is a more accurate description of what it really is.

Taylor Sheridan’s Landman is very good so far. It’s the mark of a great writer to basically get paid to write the same show twice by simply swapping out a cattle ranch for an oil field. And it’s really fun to watch Billy Bob get to just talk shit for an hour straight each week.

Every time I eat Bison, all I can think about with each bite is “Buffalos definitely look a lot cooler. But man, cows sure do taste better.”

Ya know what’s annoying as hell about streaming? The fact that I can’t even watch the damn credits roll and have 5 seconds to think about what I just saw before the app started telling me what it thinks I should watch next.

The Yellowstone finale was basically determined all the way back in episode 3 of the first season when Chief Rainwater told you how it was gonna end. Then Graham Greene’s character told you again in 1883 how it would end. So I don’t know why anyone is surprised/butt-hurt by it.

I still get the Spanish versions of American films recommended to me after using my streaming accounts in Mexico 4 months ago. This one really made me laugh today.

Every time I hear a recent Austin transplant complaining that a homeless guy stole their bike I think about this scene from The Big Lebowski and chuckle.

So take Empire of the Sun and replace Christian Bale with Ke Huy Quan and call it “The Short Round Story: An Indian Jones Prequel.” That’s how I feel about #Andor. It’s such a bizarre choice.

The new “Uncanny Valley” is the Voight-Kampf Test. Fake people finally look real but they don’t act real.

You should never be ashamed for not knowing something. The distance between knowing and not knowing something is about 30 seconds.

Stop using the word “community” to promote your business. Your business is not a community. Your business is a bakery. Everything outside the front door of your bakery is the community. And occasionally the community comes inside your bakery to buy bread.

My personalized algorithm over in Silicon Valley is apparently “hot chicks with hobbies.” Doesn’t matter what hobby it is. Somewhere in the world there is a hot chick filming herself doing it. And it’s gonna be a video in my feed sometime in the next few minutes. 🤷‍♂️

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