|| why does my pinned have almost 300 likes what the fuck

Peabody is /kinky/.

?!?!?!? He’s not used to affection!

|| this offer still stands 👀 I want more DMs!

He’s not quite a teacher, but he’s got the knowledge of at least 12 college professors combined. Also, he appreciates the compliment!

Time to make dinner. “Any requests?”

Pretty sure he can’t cook that.

I can what? You’ll have to explain a bit more.

Yeah, I know. Just wanted you to say it.~

What? Peabody likes to tease, sometimes!

He’s made himself a nice cup of hot cocoa. Sherman’s at a friend’s house tonight, so he’s got the suit to himself.

“Goodnight. I hope tomorrow you all have the loveliest of days.”

He’d like some titties to suck on. Male or female, he doesn’t care—

SNEEZES— “Allergies..”

|| i love being a trendsetter 💅

|| ahem 🙈

“I STILL HAVE LAST MINUTE SHOPPING TO DO—“

Yawn.