In these three envelopes I have written the names of the gobshites on here who have shown zero interest so far in the Women's Euros, but should England have a sniff of a success they'll be giving it all "Go on, the lasses!", and "We" this, that and the other.

Updated website klaxon edwardwoodhouse.com

Watched the Lions and Lionesses this weekend

Melania Trump is looking for talent to perform at the White House during Christmas independent.co.uk/arts-entertain…

"forming attachments to players feels like the precursor to emotional pain. This is still true, but now the spotlight is not just on the vultures circling overhead but instead points squarely at the club." Read more on our obsession with the new: dogmabrighton.co.uk/articles/when-… #BHAFC

Can I put that on my website?

Taking a train and thinking of The Reverend the Lord Beaumont- the first Green Party peer and probably last Whig Clerical grandee- who came up with this supremely relevant piece of legislation 29 years ago.

Christ!!

Min(i) Hertz

Latest Dogma piece has been composed in the horrific confines of Vothonos, Santorini.

Is this a joke about singing Beethoven 9?

We can’t be far away from “come with me as I sing evensong at an inner city London church”. Surely

New article coming soon

What’s the correct course of action when you suspect your neighbour is mistreating one of their pets?

Oxford United

Train tickets can be used on the Vampire Ride though. Every cloud.

The Albion are up & running for the season and so is your favourite independent advert-free Albion mag; Dogma Issue 16 is GO. The issue will drop v soon, but confirm your sub NOW to guarantee a copy hits your gaff. What’s in it? Absolutely LOADS: dogmabrighton.co.uk/articles/issue… #bhafc

Issue 16 includes contributions from Gullski Ryan Brett Mendoza💙 Stefan Swift Edward Woodhouse amongst many others. 70 pages of dogmatic rants, heartfelt opinions, reportage, beautiful artwork & photography, plus THE BEST Albion stickers. #BHAFC #UTA #Brighton #Sussex

Will Grigg’s on fire

Forest Green Rovers