way too early to start work

A zebra named Zoe was born in Hawaii in 1998 who actually has golden stripes and blue eyes. PHOTO:

Deleting someone off facebook was defo for the best! Should allow me to forget about them

Twitter is so shit, only reason I use it is to see the sweet photos of the world lol .Ps gOt a B in Spanish piece of piss (Y)

Note to self... I like little pussy cats

I like to stroke their fur... Turns me right on

Katy cue had a love affair with an 80 year old man :P

Kieran styer secretly likes to help old ladies by shaving their fannies and waxing them, legend has it he does it for free :O

I have Chlamydia I know because my dick has now dropped off. Shoul have got tested a while ago..

I'm as bored as a monk in a rave and as sleepless as an insomniac on a fluffy cloud....

I need a gangstaa bitch! Someone interesting pop up on this shit excuse of a social media site..

Anyone wanna come mine tomorrow night and get baked?

Free house and no one to come over fack!!

Don't understand why anybody would want to go to london to celebrate 420 when its raining and you can have a roast, tretards!

Work's gonna be a killer today :(

Hello my names aviici and I'm here to ruin one of your well worked folk songs.

Just served rizzle kicks' dinner lol..

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Anyone need a reading ticket may still have one

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