I saw Hank Aaron play. I'm that old and proud.

It's in the pubic record.

That feeling when you pre-order Sundae Driver, get home and discover the budtender put Sunset Sherbert (not on the menu) in your bag instead.

Adios, Chano and Julio. Thanks for being a Latino on TV when I was a kid. #GregorySierra

Dear CNN: Can you please just run 24 hours of #LarryKing?

The Proud Boys' black-and-yellow sedition mufti made me retire my favorite local Sacramento black-and-yellow cannabis swag t-shirts, sweatshirt and polo. (But I bought a really cool Scooby-Doo tie-dyed hoodie at Walmart. Please don't appropriate Scooby for sedition.)

#JerrySeinfeld was just being the dick that Jerry is. #LarryKing asked questions that started from Zero. Pros know and strive for that line. youtube.com/watch?v=RVTP8x…

Mention of crab taquitos got me thinking about Mom and Dad's crab enchiladas.

“Naked Bakers has always been about casual nudity. It’s about authentic nudity, and doing the normal stuff that everyone does, naked.” melmagazine.com/en-us/story/na…

I'm slugging cider for Dry January. It's that kind of year.

Last one ever. OK?

This is worse than the swinger police chief killing his wife. Way to go, Tacoma.

NYT: Do you think Donald Trump cost the country tens or hundreds of thousands of lives? FAUCI: I can’t comment on that. People always ask that and … making the direct connection that way, it becomes very damning. I just want to stay away from that. Sorry. nytimes.com/2021/01/24/hea…

Won't abide pot.

One time when producing a website, I told the designer I wanted Anchor's color palette. He delivered in orangey spades. Today I don't even want Anchor, my introduction to real beer, what now seems a really long time ago in a color scheme far, far away. sfchronicle.com/wine/article/O…

A New Nadir for This Knucklehead

Here's where the problem started: "The recipe, which Listman had already culturally translated for American cooks ..." Also, the picture people gotta think like journalists and be true to food. But thanks for leaving out margaritas, bean dip and guac. foodandwine.com/news/editors-n…

Any freelancers wanna talk about doing financially better during COVID because you can count on weekly unemployment more than you could on catching editors' attention?