@char_turner3 Madeline Turner some people just have like that type of face that makes you sad

It's @FordAlexander_ birthday. Don't ask him what he wants as a present, the answer will scare you

90% of stress is caused by over thinking too much.

Wow...

“Total Frat Move: Showing too much leg. #TFM” @FordAlexander_

Everybody say hello to the birthday girl @char_turner3

20 years ago today the world lost this beautiful soul, rest in peace Cobain.

Do the Elmer Fudd elves and the Rice Krispy elves live in harmony? Or is there rivalry between the two? #sethmacfarlaneknows

“Cute Emergency: pic.x.com/0cO9uxlEyy”makes me miss Chump. @FordAlexander_ @dillonsullivan2 Edmund Perry @michaelmatsos78 Rix Curtis #py

BREAKING: LeBron James has just signed a 5 YR / $114 MILLION contract with the Cleveland Cavaliers

@michaelmatsos78 Ted Nugent I've always pictured ted as very close to god anyway

@michaelmatsos78 #YesAllMen Drew Smith why would I need a girl when I have drew...?

Mtn Brook schools will start on time today, Monday, February 23.

It is cold #thisisafact

It is not hot #pleasebelieveme

@sophienadler you swear?