The greatest nickname in the history of sports: Penitentiary Face.

I'll bet even then he was bossy.

Is Connie Mack still working?

Baseball had tough paper routes in the 1970's.

Madeline Kahn and Peter Boyle.

I used to love it when she did her 'You might be a redneck if..' routine.

Yeah, you go on your summer vacation.

Brett Butler?

Looks like we have this year's excuse for why they lost.

Mostly peaceful activists, I'm assuming.

And he lived happily ever after.

Remember when Howard Stern was fined by the FCC and Senator Joe Biden defended him? No, you don't remember that because it never happened.

I want to to thank Tim Butterly &@mikerainey82 for having me and John kensil on their Dad Meat . Always a great time.

He needs to go to Triple A. Tonight!

They should have kept him in this Goddamn game!

How'd that family ever get dinner? Mom was on her back all day.

Doesn't anybody go to keg parties anymore?

'Two Scoops And You Want To Punch Your Sons In The Head.'

'Gandhi'?

Yeah, Sammy always had a lot of luck with cars.