Omo anytime I wan change this dstv commot channel 100, Cumi papa go start dey do like this. Wetin e mean abeg

Me trying to remember if I really said that or if I'm being manipulated bc I have a terrible memory

craving another ear piercing

Jos??????

when u get the otp as soon as u press receive new otp

Because they want to steal our precious Sokotonium

Senate president forgot he’s on live tv, announcing sharing of money to senators. Too late to withdraw the statement. SMH 🤦‍♀️

Please brush out your bouncy hair, okay? Brush it out.

Can we start trending #ArrestGumiNow Enough is Enough

This always got it

I'd be unstoppable if I wasn't so sleepy all the time

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

they weren’t lying about the frontal lobe fully developing at 25

E get the kind lie person go lie give you, you go first touch your yansh weda you wear pampas.

this is literally the exact feeling

self aware final boss.

2026 I command you to be great

you may feel nostalgic for it but there’s nothing to return to

If my mom tries 10 times, she’ll win 15 times

you guys project your ways of thinking on others and it’s interesting to see lol