the future is now

The woman who finally got JK Rowling to stop tweeting

Who did this?🤣

I waited hours for the ticket and spent a fortune, but I've finally sorted Calvin Robinson's flight out of the UK.

There's a specialist room where we spend hours every day training our muscles to look as photogenic as possible, to inspire our male fanbase to keep funding us. But there are no gay ornaments. I repeat, no gay ornaments.

Are you a disgraced celebrity whose career is on the slide? Have you been revealed to be a sexual abuser? Have you thought about pretending to be a Christian? You’ll find a warm welcome there and the grift doesn’t have to stop. Russell Brand is so full of shit

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

As my friend Taylor Swift so eloquently stated, now is the time to research and choose the candidate that speaks to you and your beliefs. Only 54 days left until the election. Make sure you are registered to vote! Your vote in this election may be one of the most important

What a handover. 🔥 After 30 minutes of Farage being Farage on LBC, James O'Brien opens with a blistering reality check.

Vaccinated and still alive. Anyone else?

Couldn’t be happier to be engaged to be married to my amazing soulmate, Rob #loveislove

I’m now at end of life care - palliative care-and will be going into a hospice for the foreseeable - thanks to everyone who sends me love and support- you’ve been amazing

How introverts make friends: 10% - They don’t 90% - An extrovert found them, liked them and adopted them

girl YOU BOUGHT TWITTER

The trade union movement will always stand up for workers facing unfair discrimination. This is not one of those times

Noel Edmonds has commissioned a sculpture to symbolise his legal battle against Lloyds bank.

I used to have 230k followers. Thanks to an episode of administrative amnesia while recovering from major cardiac surgery, I now have 14k. Not ideal, but engagement has been fine. Just a lot harder to market a memoir. amazon.co.uk/One-Sinha-Life…