I SHOULD HAVE NEVER BOUGHT THAT FIDGET SPINNER

EDF World Brothers 1 & 2 are only on sale for a few more days on the Nintendo Switch eShop!!!! Snag these great deals while you can, rally your brothers and sisters, and SQUARE TF UP FOR SQUARE EARTH!!!!! nintendo.com/us/store/produ…

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HAPPY 4TH OF JULY, SOLDIERS! Since apparently it needs to be said after last year's incident with the heavy mortars... we strongly DISCOURAGE the repurposing of artillery as "fireworks." PLEASE do not accidentally shoot down our fellow wing divers again. we can't afford the

mom says it's my turn to play EDF🧍‍♂️ #NationalVideoGameDay is upon us... time to face the final boss (mom) and beg for some puter time 🥺

Happy Bastille Day, mes amis de l'EDF! and an extra special thank you to the french for popularizing our second favorite protein -- frog legs 🐸

ONE YEAR OF EDF 6!!!! The Earth Defense Force is grateful for your unwavering support and dedication in the fight to save Mother Earth. To celebrate, here's a look at just how big of an impact you've all had on the EDF over the last year. Take a bow and revel in your

It's the greatest sale on Mother Earth! From now until August 13, score some incredible deals on the Deluxe Editions of Earth Defense Force 6 and World Brothers 1 & 2! Join the fight for humanity, DEFEND EARTH, and make your wallet proud while you're at it.

What's everyone's favorite summer snack? We'll go first, ours is aggressive alien species alpha on a log.

Everyone's talking about the premiere of some new tv series where killer aliens attack earth... what an absolute nightmare to imagine. thankfully, a quick look around our peaceful neighborhood nutrition depot reminded us that there are only fellow humans here.

do not disturb mode activated <3

Running into the long weekend like

PlayStation players, THIS IS NOT A DRILL: We're seeing out of this world prices on the EDF series and other D3P titles in the PS Store Ready, Set, Play sale! You have until 9/10 to secure these great deals -- don't miss out!

Trying this new thing called "setting healthy boundaries"

SOLDIERS OF THE EDF... ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?????? (then maybe you should play some EDF this weekend)