My husband wrote this, so I’m biased, but this is 100% exactly what would happen. I think it’s super funny and MOST certainly worth the read

.Korama Danquah sent this to me last night at 10:59 pm and I have thought about it every minute since then CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP

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.Justin Roiland pls confirm/deny

Shout out to my iconic mom who had to be mom AND dad & to all the single moms who had/have to also be both ♥️🙏🫂 instagram.com/p/CQWwEN5JhcL/…

Hey y’all got some cool news I’M HELLA PREG!!! Nick Cron-DeVico and I made some babies so get ready for some fun twins comin’ at ya libra season 2021!!!! 📸Photos courtesy of Brent Krent instagram.com/p/CQowYcIJZ7q/…

Put this picture in the dictionary next to the opposite of a virgin because we're having some babies

Donald Rumsfeld has passed on to the great unknown unknown.

Tragedy. My best personal anecdote has lead me to an interview with Ira Glass but during the interview it has become clear that I will be used as the episode's prologue. No deep dive. My entire world will be played for levity; a bridge to the pathos of others.

I've been misusing the term "sunk cost fallacy" for years but it's too late to stop now.

In my defense, I only thought that because it looks like the letter C.

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/Cdq0QwmFig6/…

My 1-year-old every time I start to lower her into her crib for a nap

Fringe 2023 here I come ♥️ Edinburgh Festival Fringe #iWasOnASitcom