I can't believe people follow a book so blindly. A book that was compiled over thousands of years from so many different sources. A book that everybody just ignorantly assumes is accurate and never questions its authenticity and accuracy. I just don't trust the dictionary.

So long, Norm. Thanks for the memories!

86 tax on tips

The world was a better place when Jon Secada was dropping bangers

I got a new mower

So does this mean we'll be getting a DOGE jelly-of-the-month subscription and not a dividend?

Whatever happened to the track girl that got hit in the head with the baton?

GTA 6 dropping! Hell yeah!

If New Yorkers don't vote for Eric Adams, they're racist

South Carolina opted out of their bowl game the old fashioned way

Uh oh #gamecocks is Josiah Thompson about to bounce?

Not to say I told you so, but

South Carolina loses Josiah Thompson, but don't worry... they're gonna replace him with a transfer kicker.

South Carolina about to lose another assistant...

South carolina about to lose pitcher #2

She hit the floor. Next thing you nor.

How can I get a piece of the sign printing for protests?

Hey gork I heard Grok talking shit about you

Chuck Norris fought the law and the law lost.