Bald is bland

Pure genius

We’re in

Bus tour through Mersey with a Carabao cup.

Legacy.

apoleclipse 😂

This Netflix thing isn’t really working out is it?

Game was Uniteds for the taking until some absolutely abysmal substitutions with 10 to go, fucking ridiculous tactics 🚮

Masterpiece

Imagine betting McTominay and Dalot to score. You could retire lol

David Beckham documentary is a relief away from the shite we are having to put up with now,not a player on planet I would put in squad of 99,excellent viewing how lucky we were
#GlazersOut
#GlazersAreBastards

Feel a Turkyilmaz moment coming on

Is Casemiro our top scorer this season by the way?

🎶Footballs Coming Home🎶 is the curse of the English. Just saying

Hi Jordan Henderson Congratulations. Will you be wearing your rainbow armband at Al-Ettifaq? 🌈

#115charges

I’m on holiday so I’ve refrained from commenting on today. One thing - don’t let individual nobheads become the story of a fanbase. Every single club has hundreds of arseholes. Just call them out and move on.

Check twitter to see what reds are saying about yesterday, all I get is some cunt with a plane, some complete twat with a shirt and sack David de Gea

Happy bunch us lot

UTFR 🟥⬜️⬛️

Bruno continues to fuck City and it beautifully unjust 🟥⬜️⬛️