For a fella who’s at peace George Harrison sure has lots of diss tracks !😂✌️

Mom’s Grocery Store is such a weird maudlin chamber of sadness -I can’t anymore 😂 Like the cashier just told me she “euthanized her cat cause it was peeing on her bed “ I’m like “bro I’m just here to get a cliff bar “

The dude next door went hog wild and basically destroyed his steps shoveling the latest dusting of snow with a coal shovel (I used a broom and it was no prob). People tripping here ha ha ha

If Young Sheldon were president I’d get the heck out of America real quick!

I love the intro music to Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me it always reminds me to turn off my radio

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Playing Metro Baltimore tomorrow night!! TIX: songkick.com/concerts/42550…

Noticed YANKESS didn’t have those funny noises playing when WE struck THEM out 😂l

Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for the mall security guard that picks on the employees at Cinnabon cause they won’t give him extra frosting . You’re all on the wrong side of history !!

If I was a baseball player my walking out to the field music would be “Regret” by New Order. Accept me for who I am ! PLAY BALL!!!⚾️

Any Baltimore band blowing up is great for the whole scene -don’t hate baby !

BOOK IT FOR THE BIRDS!!!

“let’s just say I know the Chipotle CEO” an actual quote said with no irony that I just heard 😂

Found a fruit fly in my Peroni..”he died doing what he loved”

Man Italians really love some baaaaaad American music

I used to be weird about music in restaurants but now I’m like fuck it I’ll eat this salad to “Final Countdown”

People act like they’ve seen the face of god when they have a moderately cooked biscuit and some dry pulled pork on top of it -I don’t get it 😂