Wearing a make poverty history band but telling the homeless to 'fucking do one ya scruffy twat' when they ask for change #ecclesladsprobs

Pretending to know your rights when a copper or tram inspector grabs hold of you even tho u dnt have a fukin clue #ecclesladsprobs

Making god squads life a living hell when all they wanna do is spread love #ecclesladsprobs

Spend 2 hours trying to get on bowling green then getting kicked off after 4mins when u finally scale the fence #ecclesladsprobs

Vandy grease is an eccles lads kryptonite #ecclesladsprobs

Happy 'single mams' day eccles!!

Hearing 'he doesnt deserve to see es kids' more times in the morning than 'good morning' #ecclesladsprobs

Walking to work on a hot summers day and seeing the eccles bandits eating drinking and being merryfull in the beer gardens #ecclesladsprobs

Getting a left hook in your jaw if you say u support a different team to the aggressive scally #ecclesladsprobs

Legging it to morrisons 8am mothers day cos you forgot #ecclesladsprobs

Wrapping an old cd or tshirt up to give your brother for his birthday pretending its new #ecclesladsprobs

Having an hour long debate with your mate as to whether its 'gran' or 'nan' #ecclesladsprobs

#ecclesladsprobs

Ecclesladsprobs hHaha this is quality 😂

becoming the heisenberg of eccles for creating a vulgur account #ecclesladsprobs

Right peeps I cant tweet no more next door neighbours fuckin protected her wifi the cheeky cow. I will be back for a third coming sooooon...

the return..

When you drive through Monton to check the new bar out to see its already over run with scroats