Contrary to popular opinion, life isn't short - it's the single longest thing you'll ever do.

And always remember when words fail you that human language evolved as something useful for upsetting the monkeys in the next tree.

Most fabulous thing I've learned today: Muphry's Law - an adage that states that "if you write anything criticizing editing or proofreading, there will be a fault of some kind in what you have written".

There is a reason. You may not understand, like or accept it, but there is a reason.

And a happy St David's day to all the Davids and those of Welsh extraction. If you hit the daily double of being a Welsh David, then woohoo boyo!

Be kind, always.

It is the anniversary of my big brother's death. I miss him.

What you are currently experiencing is a mixture of life and reality, do not be alarmed; neither is permanent.

I was going to complain about something trivial, then I stopped, looked at the world around me and decided to simply shut the fornicate up about it.

Just put twenty litres of fuel in the tank and doubled the value of the old Corolla...

In brighter news, if you can read this then neither of us appears to be illiterate.

Been on these here interwebs for a long time...

Democracy sausage achieved. Oh, I voted too.

Some days are finger lickin' good, others are arse wiping bad...the secret is to keep your fingers out of your mouth on the appropriate days...

Commit random acts of kindness. It's a simple way of making the world a slightly less shitty place.

Even creatures of darkness need their teddy...

Bad pun time...

It's Easter, Carry On.

I may be being a tad sacrilegious here...