What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six-pack of beer.

Be a work in PROCESS. The true goal is often the process itself...

Frantically nudging your bestfriend when a cute person walks by. ?

I believe in the compelling power of love

There is a fine line between numerator and denominator

It�s easy to carry the past as a burden instead of a school

I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun

Mondays aren't so bad if you force yourself to have a terrible weekend

is a success, even though the world may write him down a failure

What's another word for thesaurus?

One's friends are that part of the human race with which one can be human

The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.

Learning is not attained by chance, it must be sought for with ardor and diligence

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain

What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things.

Live life so completely that when death comes to you like a thief in the night, there will be nothing left for him to steal.

Count the garden by the flowers, never by the leaves that fall. Count your life with smiles and not the tears that roll.

People who work over 60 hours a week have more sex on average than people who work less.

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands

When someone talks about you behind your back, remember they took time out of their pathetic lives to think about you