A relationship should be 50/50 She gathers the berries i draw on the cave walls with the rock

my dog just threw up an entire pair of my underwear.. wtf

i’m such a fucking idiot, i paid cash for my gas and then literally just got in my car and drove away WITHOUT pumping it 😭 didn’t realize till i was down the street

FOR DOOM TO PASS ON HALLOWEEN AND WE NOT KNOW TIL NOW IS THE MOST DOOM SHIT EVER

so let me get this straight......i have to do tasks...every day.....dozens of them..and then I have to wash my skin off (did not ask for skin).....and then lie unconscious for a while.. and then do tasks again

having an air fryer is the best thing thats ever happened to me

i’m officially moving in 15 days 🤠👍 god bless

my nephew gotta catch em all

i really be like nobody loves me 🥺 while i ignore every message on my phone

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the hold this image had on me in 2014

how are people actually this stupid

sorry i’m not her

thinking about them. i miss them

this is what being in your twenties feels like

my dog just ate 2 full packs of granola bars, wrapper and all. thats like 24 granola bars wtf 🤭 what should i do

The world would be a happier place if we all did ketamine on a big soft bed