Later, meet a dog who has learnt to say the word "hostages".

Tiddly Robinson will be fewmin about how international this years Bake Off is

Fill the kek, oh mate the Dutch guy sounds like the baker from family guy ‘You’re covered in my hot pee!’

Won’t get off my lap since I got home from holiday 😻

Mike’s wheeze

That’s really hard. I wouldn’t even know where to start #gbbo

Only just found out that Starmer said sausages instead of hostages and it’s finished me

Didn’t realise I was following Les Dennis

1991, my mum begged me to start a proper savings account, “I will” I said, hiding the bag with the Nevermind cd in it behind my back

Saw big Mike Douglas trending and my stomach dropped into my shoes. I love that man, his perfect 80s and glossy 90s films are dear to my heart.

The trauma endured by COVID-19 was astonishing and I don’t think it has been properly addressed. Where was the respite for these staff members? I know so many doctors who were, and are, deeply affected by what they experienced. theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/s…

This has been a long old week, thank heavens it’s Friday. Sat at my desk staring into my coffee like a zombie

Dame Maggie Smith, Oscar-winning actress and star of Harry Potter and Downton Abbey, dies aged 89 bbc.in/4eIJpux

What a week. I’ve bought a bottle of wine, a pizza, and Xanadu (completely unironically) to repair the damage.

And the week just melts away… Seriously, anybody who doesn’t like Xanadu makes me very suspicious

Second film of the night, A Perfect Murder with the king of slick 90s production, Big Mike D.

ROMANTIC

Just waiting for the Diddy list