Why don’t they give kittens as prizes? That would be a cat as trophy.

I called my horse Mayo. Why? you ask. Because Mayo neighs. 🐴

🎙️"You said he was a fascist and a demagogue." 📞"I did. But that was before he got into power." British politician outlines the new special relationship with the US where the UK agrees to go along with everything out of pure fear.

Call me supermarket snob but I think they all need customer toilets. I do not want to piddle in the middle of Lidl

If I act like an 18th century Prussian philosopher would I be serving Kant?

You know those websites that say "view our cookie policy" well mine is choc chip. What's yours?