Thoughts after the #imissthe90s Apple Music playlist this morning: 1. My 16-month-old thinks I’m hilarious, but... 2. If all y’all saw the live action from our dance parties, you’d probably disown me. #mariahcarey #livinlavidaloca #bwitched #spindoctors

My daughter drew Country House out of a pot for me and made us a cool $380. So...yeah...I’m cool with it. #KentuckyDerby2019

See it?

Bring a chair and your people. Blues/funk/Americana/country/rock-n-soul for everyone. #TheCarouselStampede

Should be interesting. Bring a chair and your people. Country-blues/rock-n-soul for everyone. #TheCarouselStampede

For all you lovers of commerce, picnics and Tuesday nights... #TheCarouselStampede

Out today and #legit instagram.com/p/7xeI0OzP7X/

Just found out I'll be doing an acoustic show tonight Lost River Pizza Co. in BG for their 4th birthday bash.

Considering the picnics, birthday bashes, etc. we've been playing, I guess you could say things are… instagram.com/p/8erEusTP4N/

"I'm like a rabbit, you're like a turtle, and in the middle is a...uh...deer?" - Mercedes Bryant on patience

Stu at The Ryman... If you're one of those that think good music is dead...quit being lazy. #gold

Piece of cake! Thanks for giving me my flu shot, Easton Bryant! It didn't hurt one bit! #northcenturypharmacy

To my pharmacist Easton Bryant #IsThisWrong #HappyPharmacistDay

"Isn't the snow just beautiful?!? It looks like...angeldust." -Mercedes Bryant Uhhhhh...

#BRCMF

I only tweet a few times a year, but I just saw a real person with a barbed wire tattoo across his forehead and I felt you needed to know.

Primary reason I'll never live in a metropolis: No FM radio call-in trader shows during my morning commutes. #nannygoats #mowerparts #vhs

The soundtrack to my life would undoubtedly include "Hot Dog, Hot Dog, Hot Diggity Dog." Actually, it would be a title track candidate.

Working in jeans instead of the usual dress pants since it's Saturday, but now I just feel like this. Thanks, the office 🤠🤦‍♂️

Evan Felker is a daggum poet.