Joke A little boy asks his Dad 'What will we do when my tortoise dies Dad?' 'Well we'll put it in a cardboard box, decorate it, bury it in the garden, get your friends round. We'll have cake, chocolate, jelly, ice cream'. 'Can't we just kill it now Dad?'

At least Pauline isn't caked in thrush

Fantastic actor

youtu.be/kr7k8lISRBg?si… Today, it's guilty pleasures. This is definitely one of them from Danny La Rue.

youtu.be/eI2kZDGdQPA?si… Another guilty pleasure

What a tune

I adore this album from 1970, it was wonderfully produced.

Had a very good morning this morning at the Community Furniture Project, where I got to man the tills with supervision. I'm starting to get to grips with it at last. We are also planning an event which I will let you know more about when I know more.

As it has to be, 12 down, 3 to go. Great presenter.

Great actor

😂

Another legend gone, Ozzy Osbourne. RIP.

My favourite gameshow. Happy birthday Roy.

Remembering the late Television Presenter and Journalist, Alan Whicker (2 August 1921 – 12 July 2013)

Eat your heart out Liberace

Ger.... Germans here!

What a guy

How about eating your own shit?

Damn