hello, man in a red suit.

. . . why are you exposing us like that?

that’s not the answer to my question.

I asked first.

you make it so difficult sometimes. Do you love arguing with me?

why — am I not loveable?

if you’ve ever sucked on my t*tties, say happy Mother’s Day to me.

I guess those are the side effects of spending time with me.

is he getting OLD?

that’s not very Sam of him to say that. Isn’t he an optimist?

🧐

“she’s so insane for this” and it’s only Tash existing.

“I am an assassin and a warrior. I DO NOT DANCE.” 𝑮𝑨𝑴𝑶𝑹𝑨 Guardian of the Galaxy.

happy birthday to me.

where is my gift, Miss Potts?

what is she – chopped liver?

this is what a decade of friendship has come to?

we can change that memory to her giving him a chocolate milkshake instead.

intrigued about what — the milkshake? He should taste it.

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝗐𝖺𝗏𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝔴𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔯. 𝗐𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝔞𝔦𝔯. 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁 𝗅𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖻𝖾 𝔣𝔦𝔯𝔢 . . . 𝗒𝖾𝗍 𝗂𝗍 𝗆𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝑎𝑛𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑟 𝒕𝒉𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓'𝒔 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀