If you're courageous, get on this boat. You'll probably see the Kraken and experience getting seasick! After all, it could only cost you your life, and you got that for free!
WAAAAIT! Wait! Wait...
I need to stop the boat.
It's been a long time since I was out on the open sea, so I feel seasick...
Oh, man, what am I going to do? A sailor who gets seasick?