It's wild that every single person who lives in a city knows this and yet not one policymaker can say a bad word about the Candy Crush Patrol

this made my day

thinking about this bit from the Onion again

hey. if you’re in/near Portland, OR and looking for something to do, perhaps this article can help you decide. [DON’T REACH IN THE BAG FRI 5/26 CLINTON ST THEATER 7PM] portlandmercury.com/comedy/2023/05…

my therapist told me to get off of here so I'm ordering a bunch of punch needle + felt flower kits to occupy my hands

OK so this is literally fetish content. x.com/leoxeloo/statu…

THIS IS MINE. ❤️🏳️‍🌈 This is made by me, a queer, trans artist. Get it here: veya.nl/pridemonth Please RT. ❤️

I ordered by last batch of free Covid tests today via the USPS service, you still have today and tomorrow to do this. covid.gov/tests

im super open to any recommendations people have for great places to eat at in atl

Especially in light of how things are going, this is the first and only piece of kink at pride discourse we need this year.

the muppet team made him a square for the AIDS quilt when he passed and it makes me emo every time i think about it

everyone should have a garden at least once, not because you'll actually grow a meaningful amount of food, but because after you've tended a blueberry bush for two years to get one breakfast's worth of blueberries for your oatmeal you'll appreciate grocery stores

hey, east coast friends, i'm so sorry you're dealing with awful wildfire smoke. here are a few reasonably inexpensive things my family has used in our home over the past few years to help us cope with west-coast fires (and they can be useful year round). 🧵

Software folks who dealt with joblessness in ~2000 (dot-com bust) or ~2008 (the great recession) and are still working in tech today, what tips do you have for making it through?

mostly I'm just impressed at how quickly he apparently worked out and got his hair cut

I'm emchap over on the new bird site, come find me.