unlike chick-fil-a, whales don’t take sundays off or hate homosexuals

Due to personal reasons I will be insulting the gods in a staggering display of hubris.

Vibe checked. Although I'm not sure what that means #askHozier

so excited to finally announce that i’m at my fucking breaking point

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Gandalf falling from the Bridge of Khazad-dûm

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Odysseus in the Iliad vs. Odysseus in the Odyssey

resist gender norms by seducing a handsome vampire instead of waiting for the vampire to seduce you

Laertes: Hamlet, thou art slain. No medicine in the world can do thee good. Hamlet, who's been wanting to die since Act 1:

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Nutrition should be taught in schools