life’s too short to worry about things you can’t control

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WEAR A FUCKING MASK

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Witness protection in Russia...

Do you know what Trump did today? Neither do I. And I love that I don't have to give a shit anymore what he does!

Sorry we can't give you free healthcare during a pandemic, we had to give a nuclear superpower $3.8 billion/yr in military aid so it can defend itself against a stateless territory with no air force, army or navy

In Germany, a 6-year old boy who loved motorcycles was diagnosed with cancer. His family posted online asking if anyone could ride their motorbike past their home, to cheer him up. They thought 20 or 30 people would come. Nearly 15,000 bikers showed up. ♥️ 🇩🇪

100%

"we can't cancel student debt it's unfair to people who paid theirs off"

Travyon Martin was an unarmed 17-year-old kid. He was killed carrying a bag of skittles. The right-wing called him a threat. Kyle Rittenhouse was 17 years old and armed. He shot and killed 2 people with an AR-15. The right-wing calls him a hero.

The future Zuckerberg wants

I did a… certain tweet two weeks ago. Something about insulin. You probably saw it. Anyway, here’s why I did it:

Forever our Commander.

The 7 hottest days on Earth in the last 100,000+ years all happened in the last week: July 6 ~ 17.23°C / 63.01°F July 7 ~ 17.20°C / 62.96°F July 4 ~ 17.18°C / 62.93°F July 5 ~ 17.18°C / 62.92°F July 8 ~ 17.17°C / 62.90°F July 10 ~ 17.12°C / 62.81°F July 9 ~ 17.11°C / 62.79°F