Sex is great, but have you ever realized Gabriel Magalhães is about to crash in another header just before he does it?

I can hear them crying down the lane

Just fell off a bike ain’t been that embarrassed in years

Gym blasting what does the fox say in 2025 fair play

A pint on your tod might be a top 3 pint just you & the thing you love most

This might be the worst print on a football shirt I’ve ever seen.

OAP

Lying to yourself if you say you hate Paddy what a bloke

WAIT until you see who he is talking to 😭 mf was flabbergasted that he was being taught boxing

Installed worktops at 4 different houses and not a single one offered me a Tea or Coffee.

Rate my Xmas tree decorating skills

You silly cunt

Why is there no more “no ball games” signs on estates anymore do kids these days not fuck about with Curby

Christmas don’t be Christmasing like this anymore

i wake up and my throat didn't pass the swallow test so i know i'm cooked for a couple days

i be out here no meds no therapy just rawdogging reality

The best Christmas gift ever... God bless our troops. ❤️

I swear imma make It and when I do, they're gunna show this tweet lol